Kanjoos SMS Page 2
SMS Karnay k 5 fiday:
1) Mobile ko zang nahi lagta
2) Typing improve hoti hai
3) Jisko SMS karo wo khush hoga
4) Contact bana rahega
5) Aapko koi Kanjoos bhi nahi kahega.
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Saare gawaahon or sabuto ko,
Madd--e-nazar rakhte huwe ye adalat
Dafa 420 k tehet
sMs parhne wale ko,
sMs na bhejne k jurm mein
Bikhaari qarar deti hai
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Na Jaane log kyun dartey hain
Kuch log tou SMS bhi nahi kartey hain
Or kuch aisey bhi hein ap jese is dunya mein
Jo MISCALL dene k baad bhi balance check kartey hain
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Pehle aap taiz barish ki tarah sms kartey thay
Phir rim jhim ki tarah huay
Aur phir kabhi kabhi boonda baadi ki tarah
Lekin
Ye khush saali kab say?
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Dekho ab sharmane ki zaroorat nahi
Na hi kisi se darne ki
Sab k samne khul k iqrar karo...
K tum mujh se!
Tum mujh se!
Tum mujh se!
Zyada kanjoos ho:-
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Ghum mein jeenay ka maza aata hay
Mujhe dosto ko sMs karnay mein maza aata hay
Main barish ki tarah sMs karta hoon
Ek aap ka sMs sarkaari paani ki tarah aata hay
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Q: ghairat kiya he?
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ANS: ghairat wo chez he
jo aggar aap ko ajaye
to mera inbox kabhi khali na rahe:-
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XcuseMe!
What's ur Mobile Number??
I Want Re-Check.
Bcoz I Feel
There's some Error
Kyun K...
Msg jata tou hai,
Per
Aata Nahi Hai:-
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Yaar Main Bohut Dino Se
Aap Ko Ek Baat Kehna Chahta Tha..
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Aaj Kal Messages Free Hain,
Ghalti Se Aik Aadh Message Kar Lya Kar:-
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(Your Number Here)
Is Number Per Ghor Karo K Ye
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Wohi Number Hai Na?
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Jis SMS Karte Mout Parti Hai:-
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