Mazahiya Shayari SMS

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1


Main ghoomta raha teray shehar mein "Wasi"
Koi ek bhi bachi na phansi
Kisi nay chaye poochi hai na lassi
Ja oye Wasi
Tu vi khassi tay tera shaher vi khassi



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2


Haal-e-dil kuch is tarha hai hamara
Yaad ap ko hr pal kiya karte hain

Jo na aye kisi din SMS apka
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To
Purana hi parh liya karte hain



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3


"Nawaz sharif" arz karte hain

Gunjay teri sharafat pe kisi ko na hoga shak
Halki Halki bhook mein halka phulka tuc



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4


Kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
Dil mien junoon tha…aankhoon mien khoon tha,

Uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
Kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha



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5


Tumhara naam phool rakhun to bikhar jao ge
Tumhara naam dil rakhun to toot jao ge
Lo tumhara naam LOADSHEDING rakh dia
Jub chor k jao ge 2/3 ghante bad to ajao ge



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6


Aaj girani ka haal mat pocho
Aaj arrtees ho gai hei shakar
Phir b wo chorte nae meetha
Jin ki chatees ho gai hei kamar



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7


Kal b SMS zinda tha
Aj b SMS zinda hy

Tum kitney tax lagao gay
Hr mobile se SMS nikle ga

Nara-e-SMS
Jiye SMS

SMS khapay
SMS khapay



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8


Yaad rakh ker meri dosti ko tumne,
Meri zindagi per ehsan kar diya,

Is mobile mein yeh last rupiya tha,
Daikh wob bhi tere naam kar dia.



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9


Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,
Shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam



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10


A cute poen by a school boy..

White color ka dress pehen kar
Hum sub lagtay hain kitnay achey..
School lagta hai poultry farm
Aur hum sub murghi ke bachey
Mujh ko samaj na aya aj tak
Teacher ka ye funda..
Mujhe banati hen murga,
Aur copy pe khud deti hen anda



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