Question And Answer SMS 12

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Question:
Choose An Option
And Main Aapko Btaonga
K Aap Kis Tarah K Ho.
-Face Wash
-Pizza
-Mobile
-Pink Dress
-Soft Music
-Cute Baby
-Rainy Day

Answer:
-Face Wash : Dramy Baaz
-Pizza : Hot
-Mobile : A Perfect Personlity
-Pink Dress : Very Romantic
-Soft Music : Flirty
-Cute Baby : So Innocent
-Rainy Day : You Love Someone

Submitted By Muneer
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Question:
Agar aapko apne lover k
hath par kuch likhne ka
chance miley tou aap kia
likhna chahogay/chahogi?
1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9
Select A Number

Answer:
1 : I Feel U
2 : I Love U
3 : I Want to kiss U
4 : I Remember U
5 : I Miss U
6 : I Like U
7 : U R My Life
8 : U Like Me
9 : U R My 1st & Last Love

Submitted By Muneer
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Question:
Choose a no then
I'll tell u k
aap ka sab se acha
andaz kiya hai jo logon
ko pasand hai,
01: 02: 03: 04:
05: 06: 07: 08: 09:

Answer:
01: Hansna
02: Saadgi
03: Cheekhna
04: Khush Mizaji
05: Serious Rehna
06: Mazak Karna
07: Achay Andaz Se Baat Karna
08: Sub Ko Tang Karna
09: Rona

Submitted By Muneer
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Question:
Apni Date Of Birth Ka Month
Select Karen Aur Jaaneyn K
Aap Kis Mizaaj K Malik Hein.
January =
February =
March =
April =
May =
June =
July =
August =
September =
October =
November =
December =

Answer:
January = Naturaly Beauty
February = Very Emotional
March = Dil K Sache Or Naik
April = Intelligent
May = Bohut Zidi
June = Apni Jaan Qurban Karne Wala
July = Romantice
August = Good Looking
September = Bewafa
October = Bohut Maghroor
November = Sensible
December = Very Decent

Submitted By Muneer
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Question:
Select 1 code
Dekhte hain k aap kis chez
mein maahir hein...

12- 23- 34- 45- 56- 67- 78-

Answer:
12- Kanjusi Mein
23- Fraud Mein
34- Dil Jeetne Mein
45- Flirt Mein
56- Romance Mein
67- Wada Nibhane Mein
78- Dosti Mein

Submitted By Muneer
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Question:
Luck Game
Aap Ko Is Dunia Mein
Kis Cheez Ki Bohut
Zarorat Hai.
Ek Number Select karen.
1:
2:
3:
4:
5:
6:
7:
8:
9:
Reply Must

Answer:
1: Girlfriend/Boyfriend Ki
2: Dosti Ki
3: Dimagh Ki
4: Sache Piyar Ki
5: Shadi Ki
6: Ek Cup Tea Ki
7: Mere Jaise Dost Ki
8: Lover Ki
9: Nokrani Ki

Submitted By Muneer
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Question:
Aap 2010 Ki Aakhri Raat
Kis K Sath Guzarna Choho
Gay. Koi 1 No Select Karo.
919, 818, 717, 616, 515,
414, 313, 212, 111, 112,

Answer:
919, Family K Sath
818, Husband/Wife K Sath
717, Akele
616, Best Friend
515, Lover k Sath
414, Mere Sath
313, Doston K Sath
212, Parosi K Sath
111, Hospital Mein
112, Jail Mein

Submitted By Muneer
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Question:
Select A Number
Then I'll Tell U K
Is Waqt Dunia Mein
Aapko Sub Se Ziada Kon
Miss Kar Raha Hai?
1/ 2/ 3/ 4/
5/ 6/ 7/

Answer:
1/ Latif Chaye Wala
2/ Maasi Basheera
3/ Sheeda Jamadaar
4/ Zakir Naai
5/ Ashfaq Gol Gapay Wala
6/ Janu Bhangi
7/ Karamat Mochi
:-)

Submitted By Muneer
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Question:
Apne Lover Ya Friend K
Name Ka 1st Word Select
Karen Aur Uski Feeling
Janeyn.
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H,
I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P,
Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, Y,
Z,

Answer:
A, Love U
B, Only Friendshhip
C, Hate U
D, Waiting For U
E, Bing Enemy Of U
F, Likes U
G, Very Rude
H, Love U But Shy
I, Want To Marry
J, Loves U But Not Showing
K, Good Feelings For U
L, Time Paas
M, Care For U
N, True Love
O, Angry
P, Following U
Q, Want To Meet U
R, Want To Propose
S, Uses U
T, Can't Live Widout U
U, Ignores U
V, Always Respect U
W, Never Lose U
Y, Realy Love U
Z, Always Remember U

Submitted By Muneer
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Question:
Select 1 Of These
Then I'll Tell U K
Aap Ki Shadi Kis Qisam
K Boy/Girl K Sath Hogi Ya
Hui Hai.
K01. H99. S77. E11.
A66. W20. M05. T22.
D12.

Answer:
K01. Idiot
H99. Khobsurat
S77. Romantic
E11. Masoom
A66. Dolat Mand
W20. Taleem Yafta
M05. Dil Se Chahne Wala
T22. Naik
D12. Sakhi

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Question And Answer SMS 11



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Question: Select Any Lucky Box...
Pata chale ga k
Aap 2011 Mein kya paane wale hein?
Box P
Box K
Box A
Box F
Box R
Box S
Box M
Box H
Box G
Reply Must

Answer: Box P = Kuch Nahi
Box K = Kamyabyan
Box A = 1 Chahne Wala
Box F = Dolat
Box R = Olaad
Box S = Sacha Pyaar
Box M = Bohut Rishte
Box H = Dil Ki Khuwahish Puri Hogi
Box G = Shaadi Hogi

Submitted By Muneer
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Question: Dosti Ka Rishta.............?
Plz Select Any 1 Number.
445, 663, 999, 881, 554,
345, 777,685, 468

Answer: 445, Matlabi
663, Love
999, Dhoka
881, Time Paas
554, Hamdardi
345, Dil Ka
777, Dosti Unlimited
685, Khobsurat Ehsaas
468, Sincerity

Submitted By Muneer
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Question: Choose 1 option.
trees,
leafs,
fruits,
flowers,
grass,
water,
then i will tell u k
Aap k lover ko
Aap kiun pasand aaye ya aaogay?

Answer: Trees :: Aapki bak bak ki waje se..
Leafs :: Aapki awaz ki waje se..
Fruits :: Aapki masomiat ki waje se..
Flowers :: Aapki bolti nigahon ki waje se..
Grass :: Aapki hr ek adat ki waje se..
Water :: Aapki khubsurti ki waje se..

Submitted By: Fairy
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Question: Select One Cold Drink
Then I'll tell you
K aap ki Shaadi kab or kahan hogi.
*7up
*Sprite
*Dew
*Pepsi
*Fanta
*Coca Cola

Answer: *7up : 2013(Jahan ap chaho gay)
*Sprite : 2015(Arrange Marriage)
*Dew : 2010(Kahin bhi ho sakti hai)
*Pepsi : 2014(Love Marriage)
*Fanta : 2011(Zabardasti)
*Coca Cola : Intezaar Karo

Submitted By Muneer
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Question: Kal Meri Shadi Ho Rahi hai.
Agar Aap Ko Achanak Ye Pata
Chale Tou Aap Ka Reaction Kya Hoga
Choose 1 No Abhi Pata Chal Jaega.
1 +
2 +
3 +
4 +
5 +
6 +
7 +
8 +
9 +

Answer: 1 + Oh No
2 + Wow Yaar
3 + Zbardast
4 + Kitna Maza Aega na
5 + Ye Shadi Nahi Ho Sakti
6 + Mubarak Ho
7 + Naheeeeeee
8 + Uff Kya Pehan K Jaon?
9 + Kash Meri Bhi Hoti.

Submitted By Muneer
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Question: November K Mahine Mein
Aap Zindagi Mein Kiya
Changing Aegi...?
Select Any1 Number
000,
111,
222,
333,
444,
110,
210,
310,
410,

Answer: 000, Aapki Engagement Hogi
111, Khobsurat Ho Jao Gay
222, AapKa Jhoot Pakra Jaega
333, Aapki Izat Barhe Gi
444, Kisi Se Piyar Ho Jaega
110, Aapse Koi Bohut Naraz Ho Jaega
210, Aapki Shadi Hogi
310, Aapse Koi Piyar Ka Izhar Karega
410, Bohut Se Naye Dost Milenge

Submitted By Muneer
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Question: Choose Ur Lucky Number
Than I'll Tell U
K Aapki Konsi khuwahish
Poori Hogi...
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9

Answer: 1 Aapki Shadi
2 Banglow
3 Car
4 True Love
5 Beautiful Babies
6 Aakhirat Mein Kamyabi
7 Aapka Piyar Aapko Mil Jaega
8 2 Shadiyan
9 Bohut Achi Job

Submitted By Muneer
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Question: 3 Words Choose Karo
Dekho Tumhen Zindagi Mein
Sub Se Ziada Kya Mile Ga?
A. B. C. D. E. F.
G. H. I. J. K. L.
M. N. O. P. Q. R.
S. T. U. V. W. X.
Y. Z.

Answer: A. Romance
B. Rose
C. Missed Calls
D. Message
E. Blessing
F. Dua
G. Mithai
H. Money
I. Respect
J. Khuloos
K. Freedom
L. Perfums
M. Mohabbat
N. Happinese
O. Care
P. Freindship
Q. Gift
R. Lots of Love
S. Love 4 Ever
T. Tension
U. Tears
V. Pain
W. Banglow
X. Flate
Y. Chocolate
Z. Love

Submitted By Muneer
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Question: Choose A Love Collection,
I Will Open Ur Secret.
Love:1
Love:2
Love:3
Love:4
Love:5

Answer: Love:1 Aap Sub Se Kuch Chupa Rahay Ho
Itna K Khud Se Bhi
-
Love:2 Aap Jis Se Piyar Karte Ho Wo
Aapko Dil Ki Dharkan Se Bhi Ziada
Chahta Hai
-
Love:3 Aap Kisi Ko Ko Piyar K Naam
Pe Dhoka De Rahe Ho.
-
Love:4 Jo Aap Ka Humsafar Hoga Us Ki
Niyat Aur Dil Mein Sirf Aap Ho
-
Love:5 Jitna Piyar Aap Ko Mil Raha Hai
Wo Sub Ek Dhoka Hai.

Submitted By Muneer
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Question: Choose Any Number Then
I will tell you K
Aap kis ki 'Judai'
bardasht nahi kar saktay.?
11: 22: 33: 44: 55:
66: 77: 88: 99:
It's very Interestng
Reply Fast

Answer: 11: Cousin Ki
22: Sister Ki
33: Lover Ki
44: Friendz Ki
55: Humsafar Ki
66: Meri
77: Parents Ki
88: Kisi Ki Nahi
99: Boy/Girl Friend

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Student SMS 3


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SECRETS OF SUCCESS
...
1. Kabhi top na karo
warna log tum se jalne lage gay.
2. Hamesha late class mein jao
iss tarha har teacher tumhe yaad rakhe ga.
3. Ziada parhne se time zaya hota hai
aur time zaya karna gunah hai.
4. Kabhi test na do kyun k
beizzti k 2 marks se izzat k 0 achay hain.
...
Dedicated to genius Students

Submitted By Muneer
2

English Teacher:
"One cute n young girl is walking on the road"
Change this into an exclamatory sentence
..
..
Student: Uff.....Itemm!

Submitted By Muneer
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Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hay k kuch aisa ho jaye
..
Paperz hon magar result na aaye
Classiz hon magar teacherz na aayen
Bus mein bethein university na aaye
Picnic par jayen magar wapis na aayen
Gaari chalayen magar petrol na dalwayen
Kabhi kabhi parhein magar paas ho jayen
Haftay mein 4 din hon taa-k sunday jaldi jaldi aaye
Sub dost treat dete rahain
or hamari baari kabhi na aaye

Submitted By Muneer
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Student school mein gadha le k aaya,
..
Miss: ye gadha kyon laaye ho?
Student: Miss ap hi tou kehti hain k
main ne baray baray gadho ko insaan banaya hay,
'Tou main ne socha is ki life ban jaye gi.'

Submitted By Muneer
5

Education related songs:
..
School= Ye dunya ye mehfil mere kaam ki nahi
Tution= Idhar chala main udhar chala
jane kahan main kidher chala
Math= Ajeeb dastan hai
ye kahan shuru kahan khatam
Science= Aa khushi se khudkushi kar le
Exam= Zehrili raatein neendein urr jati hein
Result= Dhak dhak karne laga
oh mora jiya darne laga
Pass= Aaj main uper aasman neeche,
aaj main aage zamana hai peeche
Fail= Chhan se jo tutey sapna jag suna suna lage...

Submitted By Muneer
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Teacher: Tell me names of
10 chemical elements?
..
Student: Oxygen, Chlorine, Florine,
Noreen, Abmreen, Samreen, Nasreen,
Afreen, Parveen & yasmeen:-

Submitted By Muneer
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Class Teacher to student:
Btao zinda rehney k liye
kiya cheez zaroori hay?
..
Student zor se bola:
'Zinda rehey k liye teri qasam!
Ek mulaqat zarori hay sanam'

Submitted By Muneer
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Cutest Letter By A Little Kid:
. .
Dear Maths!
Please Grow Up
&
Solve Your Problems.

Submitted By Muneer
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Teacher: tell me the perfect example
for newtons 3rd law?
..
Student: every time i open my book,,,
my eyes close automatically...
Action ka Reaction :-)

Submitted By Muneer
10

A cute poem by a school boy..
::
White color ka dress pehen kar
Hum sub lagtay hain kitnay achey..
:
School lagta hai poultry farm
Aur hum sub murghi ke bachey
:
Mujh ko samaj na aya aj tak
Teacher ka ye funda..
:
Mujhe banati hen murga,
Aur copy pe khud deti hen anda

Submitted By Muneer

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