Funny SMS Page 7
Husband TV k saamne betha ro raha tha
Wife: Tum konsa serial daikh rahe ho jo itna ro rahe ho?
Husband: Ye serial nahi hamari shaadi ki movie hai.
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Father: What about ur result?
Son: Wo headmaster ka beta fail hai
Father: what about u?
Son: Wo Dr sahb ka beta b fail hai
Father: n what's ur result?
Son: Wo professor sahb ka beta b fail hai
Father: u idiot, I m asking about ur's
Son: Ap konse Allama iqbal hain jo apka beta pas hoga.
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Ustaad: sab se zyada nasha kis cheez mein hota hai?
Shagird: Taleem mein
Ustaad: wo kese?
Shagird: janab wo aise k kitab kholte hi neend aa jati hai.
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Lela ne majnu ko 1 drakht k peechay dekha or boli tum majnu ho na?
Majnu bola han
Phir kuch dair baad usay deewar k peechay dekha to boli tum majnu ho na?
Wo bola han
Phir kuch dair baad usay darwazay k peechay dekha or kaha tum majnu ho na?
Majnu bola haan meri maa main majnu hi hon "tatti" karnay do gi ya nahi?
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1 Panjabi fauj me bharti howa, 2 din baad jang shru hogai
Panjabi ki topi par goli lagi, Panjabi hathyaar phaink k bhag gya or bola "Aqalman k liye ishara hi kafi hai"
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DEVDAS OF 2010
>Maa ne kaha facebook pe bethna chor do
>Aba ne kaha nyt package karna chor do
>Doston ne kaha mobile se balance churana chor do
>Paaro ne kaha Dew peena chor do
Aur
>Aik din Aayega jab girl-friend k bchay bolengay
>Mamu ab to hamari ami ka peecha chor do
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Ye jo dil hota hai na
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Ye humari body k khabbay paasay hota hai.
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1 Admi ne FM radio pe call ki...
Man: mujhe 1 wallet mila hai jis mein bohut saray paisay, credit card aur NIC card hai...
Address A/312 Gushan Colony.
Host: Ap unhey wallet wapis dena chahtay hain?
Man: pagal sumjha huwa hai kya?
Usay meri taraf se sad song dedicate kar dena
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"Mujhe"
2 cheezein bohat tang karti hain
Ek
*Aap ki yaad*
Jo aati bohat hy
Doosri
*Light*
Jo jati bohat hy
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Ek kaam kar yaara!
Tu na
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is msg ko delete karde.
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